History, i dont usually like to ask.. but..
August 6th, 2016
Short answer,
1) Describe the Spanish Armada and how such a massive fleet went down to defeat.
2) What were some of the positives and negatives of King Louis XIV’s reign in france?
3) What was the War of the Spanish Succession about and how was it resolved with the Treaty of Utrecht?
4) Describe what the Thirty Years’ War was about and what the results of the war were.
5) What steps did the Austrian Hapsburgs take toward becoming absolute monarchs?
(im using google for the terms) lol
Please help if you can, sorry to bump but i need this! its due in the morning, thanks!
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1) Describe the Spanish Armada and how such a massive fleet went down to defeat. > It tried to invade England and ran aground on The Goodies submerged pirate radio station (taking it down with them)
2) What were some of the positives and negatives of King Louis XIV’s reign in france? > This is a common fallacy. King Louis did not rule in France, he rules in Botswana, where he promised to liberate the predominantly Black population. He lied, unfortunately and sold them all to slavery.
3) What was the War of the Spanish Succession about and how was it resolved with the Treaty of Utrecht? > Another fallacy. It’s not the “War of the Spanish Succession” it’s the “War of the Spanish Suck Cess” – a fellow named Cecil was supposed to receive oral sex from a princess; she reneged so he shot her with a bazooka. Her family declared war on his family and it snowballed from there. That is, until a gentleman named “Utrecht the Gobbler” provided the services that the princess refused…
4) Describe what the Thirty Years’ War was about and what the results of the war were. > well, it was about 30 years long. The results were that a lot of people died; stabbed, cannon balled into oblivion, arrows through the gizzard, etc..
5) What steps did the Austrian Hapsburgs take toward becoming absolute monarchs?
> thet paid off a LOT of people to abdicate, then murdered them to ensure they couldn’t change their minds. After many, many people had died, there were no more to contest the monarchy, so the Hapsies became absolute rulers, beyond contest.
1) Describe the Spanish Armada and how such a massive fleet went down to defeat. > It tried to invade England and ran aground on The Goodies submerged pirate radio station (taking it down with them)
2) What were some of the positives and negatives of King Louis XIV's reign in france? > This is a common fallacy. King Louis did not rule in France, he rules in Botswana, where he promised to liberate the predominantly Black population. He lied, unfortunately and sold them all to slavery.
3) What was the War of the Spanish Succession about and how was it resolved with the Treaty of Utrecht? > Another fallacy. It's not the "War of the Spanish Succession" it's the "War of the Spanish Suck Cess" - a fellow named Cecil was supposed to receive oral sex from a princess; she reneged so he shot her with a bazooka. Her family declared war on his family and it snowballed from there. That is, until a gentleman named "Utrecht the Gobbler" provided the services that the princess refused...
4) Describe what the Thirty Years' War was about and what the results of the war were. > well, it was about 30 years long. The results were that a lot of people died; stabbed, cannon balled into oblivion, arrows through the gizzard, etc..
5) What steps did the Austrian Hapsburgs take toward becoming absolute monarchs?
> thet paid off a LOT of people to abdicate, then murdered them to ensure they couldn't change their minds. After many, many people had died, there were no more to contest the monarchy, so the Hapsies became absolute rulers, beyond contest.
best alternate history lesson ever.
I mastered in Alternate History. I love Alt History.
(I also speak two languages, English and Bullshite English Hahah).