Decent Free Webserver

Does anyone here know of a free webhost that has decent capabilities?
It must have.

* Good Uptime
* Domain support
* PHP MySQL
* Able to connect to External MySQL servers, meaning, MySQL databases that don’t exist on this webhost.
* Decent bandwidth

Thanks!
Answer #1
Well I’m not sure about connecting to external MySQL’s but, 000webhost if I recall had all of the other things.
Answer #2
being a free service, your not going to get everything you want…the host may have the features but the bandwidth may be crap if your intending it to be a big site
Answer #3
Try Zymic webhosting. I doubt it has everything you want though, many webhosts don’t.
Answer #4
Well I'm not sure about connecting to external MySQL's but, 000webhost if I recall had all of the other things.
I’ve already tried this, in fact, it’s what I’m using now. It’s domain support is very iffy, and the site is constantly down, it also has very long loading times.