Joomla! Help

Greetings. I need help installing Joomla on my computer, not a web host. Please can someone upload a extremely detailed simple tutorial on how to do this. Thanks.
Answer #1
Hey mate, first get XAMP web server, install it on localhost(XAMP is freeware,you can get it on sourceforge)
and then follow this tutorial: http://www.joomlatribune.com/joomla-tutorials/how-to-install-joomla-cms.html