How can I “accidentally” break my LCD TV?

Title says it all, I found this new TV that I LOVE but can’t get it until this one is dead and buried. Can’t show any physical damage and I’d prefer not to blow myself up in the process.
Answer #1
? lol umhhh say it broken when you moved out your house
or say its imperfect and you want your money back
Answer #2
Why dont you leave it on for like a week while in mute so nobody notices it’s working. Eventually it has to surrender and go dead.
Answer #3
well no physical damage eh?
Umm try this: Turn on tv and shut off from power point. Repeat till screwed, or watch tv during a lightning storm
Answer #4
Cup of coffee poured into back of TV normally does the trick…
Answer #5
Plug it into a 220V power source.
Answer #6
open it up and cut some wires.
Answer #7
use ur vacuum cleaner to create some static electricity and blow up the chips in it
Answer #8
y u want to break LCD tv…
Answer #9
get a peigon and get it to fly into our tv
Answer #10
lmao got some good ideas here, XD gonna play around with a magnet and stuff. For people wondering, it was one of the first LCDs available so had awful picture quality.
Answer #11
put your willy in it, LCD’s hate that
Answer #12
Take a small peice of metal , and short the live and Nuetral terminals of the cable TV power cable , then without removing the connection , put it into the socket and ……………………………….. be ready witha fire extingushier , and i recommend that u plug out the major appllicances like Refgirirator and Irons ,etc.. when doing this Also .. With a magnet , it could take you years to distort the the display
Answer #13
Best way is to magnetize it. However you can not do this with a plasma or LCD TV. So that cuts out the external way. Now for internal I would disconnect it from the mains and connect a battery to random connections on the scart sockets or look for an area with two prongs upright next to the speaker connection and use a jumper and connect them for about 30 secs while you TV is on…. Another way is to connect a head of a capacitor to the leg of another capacitor.(Best to use pliers with a small screwdriver for simple connection with conductor and keep it there for about 2min at most.) I have yet to find tape on any of My LCD screens when I take them apart so there is no way they can tell you were in the TV unless there is a sticker covering a nail then your SOL.
Answer #14
Well thanks for suggestions, except for the putting my dick in it.. lol
Getting a new TV anyway
Answer #15
why dont you just get ants to go into your tv and the ants will “accidentally” break it down then u can use bug spray to make them go away!
Answer #16
heres another idea if u got wall mounts put the wall mounts on wrong so the tv will just come off the wall oops!! my bad i broke the tv again mom @)
Answer #17
Do you reckon your parrents secretly log onto at work, and saw you posted this and thought they better tell you that they`re getting you a new tv before you blow the old one up and posibly kill your self by electricution?
Answer #18
magnets won’t do much and shorting out pins will be very suspicious so my recommendation is this:
1.get a electric bug zapper get the 2 high voltage wires separated from the grid/mesh (see where i’m going with this?)
2.a) the best way if you want a clean kill ( no signs of tampering)
take the wires and turn the zapper on, apply the wires to the power cord of the tv
b) the best way if you want it dead for sure ( may show signs of tampering)
open up the tv( using screw drivers) and apply the wires with the zapper on to as much as you can to the little black blocks and pins