Google Failing Since 1998~

Am I the only one that is annoyed by the failure of Google? It hasn’t once searched correctly ever. Every time I type something the complete opposite of what I typed ends up in the search. I can’t be the only one this happens to. There is never a day where Google does not fail. And when it fails it FAILS. If I had a quarter for every time the search results were not what I typed I’d be rich!
All that google needs to freaking do is search for what I TYPED. That is all I ask for.
Does anyone know of a search engine that actually does what it is told? That actually searches for what you “type”? Because that would be just….just amazing.
Answer #1

works fine for me, probably an infected PC.
never actually had a problem with google in my life.
Answer #2
move to bing then, Im alright with google
Answer #3
You did not give an example. Anne Frankly I dont believe you mean that serious.
Answer #4
I don’t need to give any examples. I already explained what it does. There is nothing else to it. Oh and search engines especially google never gets infected.
Oh and I don’t listen to people that use “torrents”
Answer #5
I have absolutely no idea. Google works fine for me.
Answer #6
I’m sorry please go develop a better search engine then Google.
Answer #7
move to yahoo then…I never had any problem with google
Answer #8
If I want exact matches to what I typed I put “thing” with quotes.
Answer #9
Am I the only one that is annoyed by the failure of Google? It hasn't once searched correctly ever. Every time I type something the complete opposite of what I typed ends up in the search. I can't be the only one this happens to. There is never a day where Google does not fail. And when it fails it FAILS. If I had a quarter for every time the search results were not what I typed I'd be rich!
All that google needs to freaking do is search for what I TYPED. That is all I ask for.
Does anyone know of a search engine that actually does what it is told? That actually searches for what you "type"? Because that would be just....just amazing.
No, it’s not just you. I got that virus once many years ago. Yes, it is a virus. It hijacks your browser and causes strange search results. If you deny that you have a virus messing with your system then that’s your problem. There’s nothing anyone else can do to help.
Answer #10
Do a Search with SuperAntiSpyware
http://www.superantispyware.com/
and if it finds any issues, let it fix them. Afterwards, restart your PC, and see if the problem continues.
If this fails, move to Yahoo! search.
Answer #11
Moved from Off-Topic to Helpdesk.
Answer #12
Do a Search with SuperAntiSpyware
http://www.superantispyware.com/
and if it finds any issues, let it fix them. Afterwards, restart your PC, and see if the problem continues.
If this fails, move to Yahoo! search.
Yes, do this. SuperAntiSpyware is very good. I like it so much I paid for it.
Answer #13
http://www.google.com?p=67451911&highlight=#67451911
i smell a troll.
Answer #14
been using google as my main search engine..
no problem till now.. just a wild guess..
when it fails to search using a search engine(as accurate as google)
be on doubt, you are under a spyware..
Answer #15
What are you searching for? I usually always find what I need with Google.
Answer #16
post a screenshot of search result.
Answer #17
I don't need to give any examples. I already explained what it does. There is nothing else to it. Oh and search engines especially google never gets infected.
Oh and I don't listen to people that use "torrents"
well then your the biggest idiot on this board and have probably just passed james. i never one said google is infected considering i said an infected PC (you just went full ~ censored ~).
not giving an explanation of why “torrents” are bad, considering its a private tracker + the speeds there beat any filehost
Answer #18
If the doesn’t want to provide screenshots then we can’t help him with google then. Other search engines you can use are prettty limited to bing an yahoo. Most people here op are willing to help solve your problems with google if you let us.
Answer #19
It’s not my problem. It’s a global problem.
Answer #20
It's not my problem. It's a global problem.
Wow… seriously what are you smoking? Every other person posting in this thread doesn’t have a problem. If you’re not willing or able to post screen shots of your weird search results then you have a bigger issue than a simple virus.
Answer #21
Nuthin wrong with google M8
except in Firefox when u search for Images some are greyed out.
But not when U use IE
Chek ya IE settings..
Answer #22
It's not my problem. It's a global problem.
doubt it considering your the only 1 with the problem. should probably stop downloading that illegal porn from them dodgy websites.
Answer #23
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