Business Contract Generator?

Wondering if anyone knows where to get good legal resources (preferably for a freelancer)? I am primarily interested in a contract generator, where I can put various conditions into a processor, and it shoots out the proper legal jargon. Anything like that exist in this beautiful place we call the internet?
Any freelancer based resources for the sake of saving my face in various situations would be awesome!
Answer #1
Try Quicken Legal Business Pro. You can get it on the torrents.
http://www.nolo.com/products/quicken-legal-business-pro-sbqb.html
Answer #2
AWESOME I dig it. Thank you
Always open to more suggestions =^,.,^=